TIS THE SEASON FOR SCINTILLATING CONVERSATION

Darling!

Notice how I’ve matched the twinkle in my eye to the twinkle in my outfit and banter tonight. Nice touch, eh?

Well, I simply turned on my super-deluxe-sparkling-sedan-suave mode, Darling. Yah! Clever-Clodhoppers, that’s me!

But let us get in there and schmooze, Darling. There is no time to lose; this level of scintillation isn’t energetically sustainable for very long.

Oh, Darling, you know I always turn into a turnip, sometimes even before midnight!


Power low...

Shoes Off

Bra Off

Kerplunk.

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