YOU MUST TRY YOGA
You mock your meniscus.
Poopoo your herniated disks,
Ignore the worrying cracking noise
that just escaped the mysterious innerworkings of your hip-flexors;
you are – Namastanley exalts – adding life-juice
by crushing your pigeon.
VELVET BLESSINGS: We remember. We forgive. And we begin again.
Do you remember when we were pretty –
Oh, so very, very pretty! –
Now that our feet beckon our topography,
and time bolts towards eternity?
I hope, now, that we soften,
strive to let the inconsequential go.
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