SCIATICA IN PARADISE
Well, if that’s the way he was going to be, he could take his leather trousers to the dry cleaners himself the next time they got gross and sweaty. And I wouldn’t be reminding him to buy talcum powder so that he could squeeze into them, either. He could bloody well lay off the Toblerone.
WEATHER FORECAST: Heavy Snoring
Moderate southerly wind expected following late night cheese-platter.
FEATHERLIGHT KINDNESS
Your words
Land with perfect timing.
Acts of kindness replenish
In this shrug-heavy, dismissive world.